So, you don’t feel like dropping four bills on a general admission wristband to this year’s Coachella Music Festival. What’s more, you’re definitely not down with paying $1000 for a cozy room at the Motel 6.
Coachella completely understands. Consequently, for the seventh straight year, the fine folks that run the Coachella Music Festival are teaming up with YouTube to bring you, Pretend Coachella!
67 artists have already been confirmed for this year’s Weekend 1 live stream. All the fun can be experienced in the privacy of one’s own living room. Jason Bentley will once again host the festivities, I wonder if he has incriminating information on the Coachella higher-ups, seriously.
Just an observation I made over the years, if one of your favorite bands is in small font on the poster, and not scheduled on the live stream, they’re probably performing early in the afternoon at the festival, just sayin.
Here’s a few helpful ideas to maximize your Pretend Coachella experience. First of all, clear your schedule for entire weekend, I know it’s Easter Weekend, doesn’t matter. Next, stop by your local BevMo and pick up a variety of IPA’s, 48 different beers should do the trick. After that, call up the Little Caesars and order – six – large – pepperoni, sausage, and onion pizzas. Make sure you tell them to cut the pizza in four equal size pieces. By chance, if one piece ends up being slightly larger than the other three, designate that one the Master Slice. Finally, get out the yellow pages and find a Porta Potty rental company, secure yourself a commode for the entire weekend.